Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

via Spencer Althouse, BuzzFeed

Catwalk your way to a purrfect body.

So your friend convinces you to go to the gym.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

But you’re hesitant.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

‘Cause the thought of working out makes you want to kill someone.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

And healthy things scare you.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

While carbs are your friend.

But you go to the gym anyway.

But you go to the gym anyway.

You walk in, and it’s so crowded.

So you ease into it with some stretching.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

And maybe a little spotting.

And maybe a little spotting.

But then your favorite song comes on, so now you’re motivated.

So you kick things up a notch.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

You know you look really good, and all eyes are on you.

And not even the body builders can intimidate you.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

So you go even one step further.

So you go even one step further.

And then your arms feel like Jell-O.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

So you cool down on the treadmill.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

But five minutes on the treadmill really feels like five hours, and you know death is upon you.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

So you hit the showers.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

And plan your escape.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

Then you crash when you get home.

Then you crash when you get home.

And all you want is a massage.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

‘Cause you’re so sore that you can barely move.

Going To The Gym, As Told By Cats

But at the end of the day you realize it was all worth it.

But at the end of the day you realize it was all worth it.
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